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We had about 20 kids down from about 75 eighteen years ago when we moved in, but not to worry I have taken care of the disposal of all the surplus snickers bars hehehe!

                                            Big John

Damn women drivers!
Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are........

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over
to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her face up next to her rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away
For a couple seconds...

to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone
Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!

Splashed,

And burned

Big Peter and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

Your right I missed that post, I hope his health improves and he is able to get back to his normal routine!

                                 Big John

Chris last posted on the 17th and today is the 26th, 9 days that worry's me. Has anyone heard from him?

                                                           Big John

Hey kody why would you want a red Porch?

Gene:
     Listen to Bob he knows what He's talking about, if any one can venture a guess without seeing it  and stand a good chance of being right it's Bob Kovar from Toledo Sewing Machine Company!

I was planning on a case of Riesling!

Does this status make me any smarter? Chris be nice now.
                         Big John

In this area addressing a customer as "Hon", "Sweetie", or any other such terminology that is considered just fine in the southern part of the country is considered insulting by many customers in the Midwest.

I wouldn't doubt that that tool was made from or could be made from stock off the shelf parts a small slide hammer and an extractor mated together.

[And now the 3rd day without trouble, Ken Your the Man!!]

2nd day in a row without any alarms looks like it's truly fixed! And now the 3rd day without trouble, Ken Your the Man!!

Keith:
     I own a nail puller exactly like that, I inherited it from my father in law. The nail puller has a nasty habit of biting the skin between your thumb and first finger while you use it!

That 25" reach has got to make canvas repairs a lot easier! It is my opinion that most everyone on this board envies you and your machine!

jojo:
     If you try that Aqua Gun fabric let me know what you think of it, I've been threatening to do a cover for my own pontoon and since it would be a first time thing I don't want to waste expensive fabric if I screw it up!

Shrink wrapping a pontoon here in Wisconsin goes for between $265 and $375 approx.. and inside storage costs about the same $13.50 a foot . This still doesn't do any good for the customer that wants a cover for protection during the boating season also.