Mojo's Friday Funnies

[Mojo]

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible
addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in shaky handwriting to
God. He thought, "I better open this one and see what it's all about." So he
opened it and it read: "Dear God, I am a 83 year old widow living on a very
small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had a hundred dollars in
it which was all the money I had until my next pension check."

"Next Sunday is Mother's Day, and I had invited my last two friends over for
dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with." "I have no family
to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?" The postal
worker was touched, and went around showing the letter to all the others. Each
of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he
made the rounds, he had collected 96 dollars, which they put into an envelope
and sent over to her.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of the nice thing
they had done. Mother's Day came and went, and a few days later came another
letter from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter
was opened. It read, "Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you
did for me?" "Because of your generosity, I was able to fix a lovely dinner for
my friends. We had a very nice day, and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
" "By the way, there was 4 dollars missing. It was no doubt those thieving
bastards at the post office!!!!!!

[gene]

So, did they track down where the lady lived and went postal on her?

Just joking. Thanks for the joke, Mojo. It's not very often we hear a joke that invokes sympathy for the men and woman of our Postal Service.

gene

[Mojo]

You know the old saying...........

" What does it mean when they are flying the flag at half mast at the Post office ? "

" Their hiring "..........:)

Three of my riding buddies are all retired postal workers and I give them buckets of grief over that. ...lol

Chris

[BigJohn]

Chris you outdid yourself with this one! I sent a copy to my recently retired from the USPS friend, I'm sure he'll see the humor in it.

                                       Big John

[Cheryl]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!  Gotta love them old ladies!!!  ;) ;D ;D ;D

[Mike8560]

;)

[Allan]

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then maybe I'll just
go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't
you go on and give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as
the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky water, gun in hand.

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim,
shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators
all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.

Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....

'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!