Friday's Reader's Digest today

[gene]

This is not an endorement for Reader's Digest. My wife buys it and I think it is a waste of money.

In case you're wondering who's the man in my house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj4vLZJhNEk

Occasionally there is a funny or clever joke. So here are two I found somewhat humorous.

1.
Hank visited Lou. "I had a rough time getting here," said Hank. "For every step forward, I slipped back two."

If you slid back two steps for every one you took forward, how'd you get here?" asked Lou.

I almost didn't. But then I said to myself, Forget it. So I turned around and started home."

2. And for those of us who are math aptituded:

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

gene

[kodydog]

Wait a minute, If the farmer rounded them "up" shouldn't their be 300 cows? Is this a trick?

[gene]

Sorry. My typo. It was 196 pigs in Home Depot.

Thanks for the heads up. We can now round up to 200 as stated in RD.

gene