Friday Funny

[byhammerandhand]

Hope this is not too political, but I love jokes with a good punch line:

        President Obama  goes to a primary school to talk to the kids.    After his talk he offers question time.

         

        One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.

         

        " Walter," responds the little boy.

         

        "And what is your question, Walter?"

         

        "I have six questions"

         

        First, "Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?"

         

        Second, "Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?"

         

        Third, "Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs

         

        Fourth, "Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

         

        Fifth, "Why do you continue to cover up the Benghazi scandal?"

         

        Sixth, "Why did you spy on your own U.S. citizens?"

         

        and lastly, why did the IRS target Republicans?

         

        Just then, the bell rings for recess.

         

        Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

         

        When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we?    Oh, that's right: question time..

         

        Who has a question?"

         

        Another little boy puts up his hand.    Obama points him out and asks him his name.

         

        "Steve," he responds.

         

        "And what is your question, Steve?"

         

        Actually, I have two questions.

         

        First, "Why did the recess bell ring 40 minutes early?"

         

        Second, "What the hell happened to Walter?"

[SteveA]

The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK?..? (then it's you!)

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?