Friday Funny

[byhammerandhand]

The Husband lay dying. The wife was by his bedside, he said in a tired voice."There's something I must confess."

"Shhh". said the wife, "There's nothing to confess. Everything's all right."

"No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friends, Julie and Anne, and even your step-mother!"

"I know," she whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you S.O.B., now close your eyes...

[gene]

Last night I wrote:

Excellent. Thanks for the laugh. LOL

"Keep saying I love you until she puts down the knife."

gene

My post was deleted or else I put it in a different topic???