Are Car Thongs the New Car Bra?

[TheHogRing]

Please tell me no: http://tinyurl.com/c4wezu2

As much as it pains me to say it, Harry Balz Novelties - the company known the world over for its manufacturing of Truck Nutz - is launching a line of car thongs.

[SHHR]

AAhhhh, Butt floss for a car :P
Kyle

[kodydog]

I'm speechless.

[bobbin]

I'm with you, Kody.  Lol, maybe they should make them in plaid for the New England contingent...

[Bob T]

Definitely a "tramp stamp".

[CreativeCanvas]

Well if yer gonna wear a bra you should have panties too...

[byhammerandhand]

Truck nuts, also known as Bulls Balls®, truck balls, BumperNuts, BumperBalls, or Trucksticles.  To me, very tasteless.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/02/hanging-truck-nuts-grows-into-free-speech-debate/

[sofadoc]

Definitely a "tramp stamp".

The part of the thong that is visable under a woman's blouse when she bends over is called the "Whale tail". ;D

[bobbin]

Hammer, they do rather make me look at the person behind the wheel with a moderately raised eyebrow.  ;)

[CreativeCanvas]

Definitely a "tramp stamp".

The part of the thong that is visable under a woman's blouse when she bends over is called the "Whale tail". ;D

Thanks for the definition SD. Heh heh heh ...

[gene]

I had thought of selling coffin handles for the Smart car. They would go on the front and back and save some eventual costs of burial.

gene

[CreativeCanvas]

I had thought of selling coffin handles for the Smart car. They would go on the front and back and save some eventual costs of burial.

gene

Ha! Ya you'd think they'd pre-install the coffin handles? My lil bro sold cars for awhile and somebody traded a 'Smart Car' in on a new Chrysler 300. Smart cars were relatively new at the time so naturally everybody at the dealership had to drive it.

Overwhelming opinion was no one'd be caught dead in it.

[Mojo]

I had thought of selling coffin handles for the Smart car. They would go on the front and back and save some eventual costs of burial.

gene

Ha! Ya you'd think they'd pre-install the coffin handles? My lil bro sold cars for awhile and somebody traded a 'Smart Car' in on a new Chrysler 300. Smart cars were relatively new at the time so naturally everybody at the dealership had to drive it.

Overwhelming opinion was no one'd be caught dead in it.

In the event of a crash I do not think anyone would be caught alive in one.

I heard the Fire Departments now carry can openers to get to the occupants of smart cars in the event of a wreck.  8)

Dennis: Thank you for that whale tail tidbit. I never knew that. :) Geeez we learn so much on this forum. :)

Chris
Chris

[SHHR]

I suppose if you has too much junk in your trunk, it may be virtually invisible :o

Kyle

[Bob T]

At first, I was thinking "I don't want to see it", but Kyle made me re-think that idea.