Company Moto

[gene]

I can not think of a clever ditty,
but at least my work ain't shitty.

gene

[needles eye]

Yo y'all got any outstanding work for an outstanding upholsterer?

we cover outstanding work

or,

fiat experimentum in corpore vili, "let experiment be made on a worthless body"

even:

a posse ad esse, "from the possible to the actual"  :o

[sofadoc]

FORD...drive one!

Some ad agency probably got paid millions to come up with that one.

[Mojo]

I did an ad for Oldsmobile when they came out with the Aurora. It had a picture of an Aurora in the garage with the caption:

" Ready when you are "

For some dumb reason they actually ran that ad. :)

Chris

[DBR1957]

Saw a rolling ad for an HVAC company once it read, "Is your wife hot? Then call us!"

[kodydog]

I can not think of a clever ditty,
but at least my work ain't shitty.

gene

Oh Ya. Let me put that on the side of my van. :D

[Kathy0701]

Our local snowmobile club had a school bus they used for various events. They sold ads and had them all painted on there. My folks' ad said, "Be Kind to your Behind."  I remember how funny it looked, because it was located below the rear side window that the painter painted what looked like a guy sitting on the pot, head resting on his arm, like the Thinker! :)

[SHHR]

The one I use that's on my logo is "unique is what we seek, bizarre is what we are".
Kyle

[fragged8]

i thought the ford logo with the oval around it went something like

' At least they circled the problem'   

heheh

[sofadoc]

Fix Or Repair Daily

[CKKC]

Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Trip

;)

[Mike8560]

Found
on
Road
Dead

[needles eye]

Seen on a bumper sticker recently, and, we have a lot of FIFO (fly in, fly out) workers

A australian
W way
O of
L life

F fit
I in  or
F eff
O off

[TheHogRing]

This is one of the funniest threads I've read on this forum. I hope you don't mind, I've taken a few of the best and shared them in the comments section of The Hog Ring's blog posting about company slogans: http://tinyurl.com/5shdzuv

Keep them coming. And if you have any ideas for auto trim shop slogans, please feel free to share them in our comments section :)

I keep coming back here because you all have the greatest sense of humor!

[Darren Henry]

F- fix
I- it
A- again
T- Tony

P-poor
O-old
N- nigger (no disrespect, but African American doesn't rhyme and excludes Trinidadians)
T-thinks
I-it's
A-a
C-Cadillac