Mojo's Tuesday Pick Me Up

[Mojo]

I have proclaimed today as " Ladies Day " so, this one is for the women. :)

He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him... You wear pants don't you?

He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him... They don't have time.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said... A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[Mike8560]

Today's wensday Chris ;)

[kodydog]

I don't get it.

[Mojo]

I was a day late and a dollar short Mike. As always........:)

I suppose that your going to try and tell me that today is Thursday huh ?

The fact is when your retired everyday is Saturday.......:)

Chris

[Mike8560]

Rub it in :)