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Title: Are Car Thongs the New Car Bra?
Post by: TheHogRing on December 12, 2011, 02:40:54 pm
Please tell me no: http://tinyurl.com/c4wezu2

As much as it pains me to say it, Harry Balz Novelties - the company known the world over for its manufacturing of Truck Nutz - is launching a line of car thongs.
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Post by: SHHR on December 12, 2011, 02:44:14 pm
AAhhhh, Butt floss for a car :P
Kyle
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Post by: kodydog on December 12, 2011, 03:02:46 pm
I'm speechless.
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Post by: bobbin on December 12, 2011, 03:06:26 pm
I'm with you, Kody.  Lol, maybe they should make them in plaid for the New England contingent...
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Post by: Bob T on December 12, 2011, 03:10:52 pm
Definitely a "tramp stamp".
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Post by: CreativeCanvas on December 12, 2011, 03:17:24 pm
Well if yer gonna wear a bra you should have panties too...
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Post by: byhammerandhand on December 12, 2011, 03:21:22 pm
Truck nuts, also known as Bulls BallsĀ®, truck balls, BumperNuts, BumperBalls, or Trucksticles.  To me, very tasteless.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/02/hanging-truck-nuts-grows-into-free-speech-debate/
Title: Re: Are Car Thongs the New Car Bra?
Post by: sofadoc on December 12, 2011, 03:26:42 pm
Quote from: Bob T on December 12, 2011, 03:10:52 pm
Definitely a "tramp stamp".

The part of the thong that is visable under a woman's blouse when she bends over is called the "Whale tail". ;D
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Post by: bobbin on December 12, 2011, 03:36:09 pm
Hammer, they do rather make me look at the person behind the wheel with a moderately raised eyebrow.  ;)
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Post by: CreativeCanvas on December 12, 2011, 03:43:01 pm
Quote from: sofadoc on December 12, 2011, 03:26:42 pm
Quote from: Bob T on December 12, 2011, 03:10:52 pm
Definitely a "tramp stamp".

The part of the thong that is visable under a woman's blouse when she bends over is called the "Whale tail". ;D
Thanks for the definition SD. Heh heh heh ...
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Post by: gene on December 12, 2011, 03:56:32 pm
I had thought of selling coffin handles for the Smart car. They would go on the front and back and save some eventual costs of burial.

gene
Title: Re: Are Car Thongs the New Car Bra?
Post by: CreativeCanvas on December 12, 2011, 04:43:59 pm
Quote from: gene on December 12, 2011, 03:56:32 pm
I had thought of selling coffin handles for the Smart car. They would go on the front and back and save some eventual costs of burial.

gene

Ha! Ya you'd think they'd pre-install the coffin handles? My lil bro sold cars for awhile and somebody traded a 'Smart Car' in on a new Chrysler 300. Smart cars were relatively new at the time so naturally everybody at the dealership had to drive it.

Overwhelming opinion was no one'd be caught dead in it.
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Post by: Mojo on December 12, 2011, 05:25:45 pm
Quote from: CreativeCanvas on December 12, 2011, 04:43:59 pm
Quote from: gene on December 12, 2011, 03:56:32 pm
I had thought of selling coffin handles for the Smart car. They would go on the front and back and save some eventual costs of burial.

gene

Ha! Ya you'd think they'd pre-install the coffin handles? My lil bro sold cars for awhile and somebody traded a 'Smart Car' in on a new Chrysler 300. Smart cars were relatively new at the time so naturally everybody at the dealership had to drive it.

Overwhelming opinion was no one'd be caught dead in it.


In the event of a crash I do not think anyone would be caught alive in one.

I heard the Fire Departments now carry can openers to get to the occupants of smart cars in the event of a wreck.  8)

Dennis: Thank you for that whale tail tidbit. I never knew that. :) Geeez we learn so much on this forum. :)

Chris
Chris
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Post by: SHHR on December 13, 2011, 04:06:00 am
I suppose if you has too much junk in your trunk, it may be virtually invisible :o

Kyle
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Post by: Bob T on December 13, 2011, 10:56:03 am
At first, I was thinking "I don't want to see it", but Kyle made me re-think that idea.
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Post by: sofadoc on December 13, 2011, 02:28:01 pm
Speaking of thongs. How do they in ANY WAY suffice for underwear?
And all of those bright cheery colors. If I ever have to wear a thong, I'm pickin' one with a brown string. ;D
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Post by: CreativeCanvas on December 13, 2011, 03:07:44 pm
Brown in the back, yellow in front ...
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Post by: Mike8560 on December 16, 2011, 03:28:28 pm
Ooks illeagel. I wlsaw a kid oneday get a ticket for having s poster in thebrear window for a school play.
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Post by: scottymc on December 17, 2011, 03:21:03 am
My thong is leather, if I get time tomorrow i'll post a photo of me wearing it
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Post by: scottymc on December 17, 2011, 12:07:06 pm
This is photo of me wearing my leather thong, as it is summer down here and quite warm I get to wear them everyday, even working though I don't think worksafe would approve , I wear them in the shop working,(not much protction).I prefer the leather as the rubber ones get to sweaty.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/44150537@N02/6527171369/in/photostream (http://www.flickr.com/photos/44150537@N02/6527171369/in/photostream)
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Post by: bobbin on December 17, 2011, 12:57:35 pm
I wondered where this one was headed...


:)
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Post by: byhammerandhand on December 17, 2011, 02:01:44 pm
Straight down, obviously.

Quote from: bobbin on December 17, 2011, 12:57:35 pm
I wondered where this one was headed...


:)

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Post by: kodydog on December 17, 2011, 02:31:24 pm
Here's me in my camo,

http://compare.ebay.com/like/380325290583?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar
Title: Re: Are Car Thongs the New Car Bra?
Post by: scottymc on December 17, 2011, 03:22:47 pm
Quote from: bobbin on December 17, 2011, 12:57:35 pm
I wondered where this one was headed...


:)



HaHa you were scared to look but you had too, :o we a call sandals thongs down here and thongs are g-strings
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Post by: sofadoc on December 17, 2011, 04:02:09 pm
Quote from: scottymc on December 17, 2011, 03:22:47 pm
we a call sandals thongs down here and thongs are g-strings
It was somewhere in the mid-90's here in Texas before I ever heard of a thong meaning anything other than a "Flip-flop".
And yeah, we called 'em "G-strings" too. I haven't heard that term since "thong" took over.
Quote from: kodydog on December 17, 2011, 02:31:24 pm
Here's me in my camo,
http://compare.ebay.com/like/380325290583?var=lv&ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar
That one didn't work out for me. The loin cloth was too short. ;D
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Post by: gene on December 17, 2011, 04:09:46 pm
I grew up calling 'thongs'  'flip flops'.

I guess today if your junk falls out of your thong it will go flip flop?!?

gene
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Post by: CreativeCanvas on December 17, 2011, 05:40:39 pm
According to my '36 Websters dictionary:

A strap or strip of leather, esp. one used for fastening something.

Reckon 'something' could be anything?
Title: Re: Are Car Thongs the New Car Bra?
Post by: sofadoc on December 18, 2011, 11:39:54 am
Quote from: CreativeCanvas on December 17, 2011, 05:40:39 pm
According to my '36 Websters dictionary:
A strap or strip of leather, esp. one used for fastening something.
Reckon 'something' could be anything?
I guess a thong can be defined as any type of strap that goes between 2 objects (such as toes, or a set of butt cheeks). :D
Title: Re: Are Car Thongs the New Car Bra?
Post by: CreativeCanvas on December 18, 2011, 05:44:09 pm
Quote from: sofadoc on December 18, 2011, 11:39:54 am
Quote from: CreativeCanvas on December 17, 2011, 05:40:39 pm
According to my '36 Websters dictionary:
A strap or strip of leather, esp. one used for fastening something.
Reckon 'something' could be anything?
I guess a thong can be defined as any type of strap that goes between 2 objects (such as toes, or a set of butt cheeks). :D
Or anything else ...