McDonalds has "I'm Lovin It", Nike "Just do it" etc...
So I'm thinking of having 'We'll stitch you up in no time'
What do you think?
;D
Or
We will cover you
or
Gotcha Covered
or
Quality, one stitch at a time
or
Seating you in Style
8)
Chris
A cut above the rest.
Plumber's motto: "Our business is going down the drain."
How about "Our Sewers are the Best!" 8)
When we first started out we used,
Shocked by the high price of new furniture? We'll help you recover.
This doesn't work anymore as our prices have gone up faster than new furniture prices have.
Here's one I heard on the radio,
The welcome mat is always out, so step on it.
Aw a septic truck. It had a skink o. It and said we want your stinkin' buisness
I say:
"Our tarps are tops!"
and
"Shade is our trade!"
I did a job for a lady in my area that does embroidery - and I liked her company slogan:
"Again, Sew What"
Rick
Besides "Don't be a grouch, I'll fix your couch", I also came up with such brainchilds as:
Do not despair- I'll also do your chair!
Don't be a whiner- I'll recover your recliner!
But my favorite is:
If value is what you gofa- Let me do your sofa!
I can't believe that Madison Avenue hasn't snapped me up yet. :D
My brother installs toilets for a building contractor.
My other brother does auto interiors.
I do furniture upholstery.
Our sister, who is the brains in the family, is an MD specializing in proctology.
My dad is a retired veterinarian who worked with horses.
"IF YOU CAN SIT ON IT, SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY CAN FIX IT!"
gene
Sofadoc, you should be on Madmen, but not because of your advertising abilities. :P
When I lived in CA, there was an auto repair place called Visalia Radiators - the best place in town to take a leak.
Quote from: sofadoc on August 31, 2011, 06:05:33 pm
Besides "Don't be a grouch, I'll fix your couch", I also came up with such brainchilds as:
Do not despair- I'll also do your chair!
Don't be a whiner- I'll recover your recliner!
But my favorite is:
If value is what you gofa- Let me do your sofa!
I can't believe that Madison Avenue hasn't snapped me up yet. :D
My ears are peeled for what rhymes with Chesterfield.
Quote from: Peppy on August 31, 2011, 05:13:31 pm
I say:
"Shade is our trade!"
To be honest, more often I say "Our shade is trade!" and then feel like an idiot.
" WE MAY BE SLOW,
BUT WE SURE ARE SLOPPY"
Jeff in PA
Quote from: Peppy on August 31, 2011, 08:47:32 pm
My ears are peeled for what rhymes with Chesterfield.
If your wife is an expert in the "Nag and pester" field, let me recover her Chesterfield.
If your wife's lawyer says that you'll soon be "Havin' court", surprise her with a new Davenport.
Sadly, a lot of the slogans you see on TV, or hear on the radio aren't much better than THIS crap. ;D
"We'll keep you in stitches!"
"Going the distance, one stitch at a time"
I can not think of a clever ditty,
but at least my work ain't shitty.
gene
Yo y'all got any outstanding work for an outstanding upholsterer?
we cover outstanding work
or,
fiat experimentum in corpore vili, "let experiment be made on a worthless body"
even:
a posse ad esse, "from the possible to the actual" :o
FORD...drive one!
Some ad agency probably got paid millions to come up with that one.
I did an ad for Oldsmobile when they came out with the Aurora. It had a picture of an Aurora in the garage with the caption:
" Ready when you are "
For some dumb reason they actually ran that ad. :)
Chris
Saw a rolling ad for an HVAC company once it read, "Is your wife hot? Then call us!"
Quote from: gene on September 01, 2011, 07:56:54 am
I can not think of a clever ditty,
but at least my work ain't shitty.
gene
Oh Ya. Let me put that on the side of my van. :D
Our local snowmobile club had a school bus they used for various events. They sold ads and had them all painted on there. My folks' ad said, "Be Kind to your Behind." I remember how funny it looked, because it was located below the rear side window that the painter painted what looked like a guy sitting on the pot, head resting on his arm, like the Thinker! :)
The one I use that's on my logo is "unique is what we seek, bizarre is what we are".
Kyle
i thought the ford logo with the oval around it went something like
' At least they circled the problem'
heheh
Fix Or Repair Daily
Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Trip
;)
Found
on
Road
Dead
Seen on a bumper sticker recently, and, we have a lot of FIFO (fly in, fly out) workers
A australian
W way
O of
L life
F fit
I in or
F eff
O off
This is one of the funniest threads I've read on this forum. I hope you don't mind, I've taken a few of the best and shared them in the comments section of The Hog Ring's blog posting about company slogans: http://tinyurl.com/5shdzuv
Keep them coming. And if you have any ideas for auto trim shop slogans, please feel free to share them in our comments section :)
I keep coming back here because you all have the greatest sense of humor!
F- fix
I- it
A- again
T- Tony
P-poor
O-old
N- nigger (no disrespect, but African American doesn't rhyme and excludes Trinidadians)
T-thinks
I-it's
A-a
C-Cadillac
:-X I read the subject as Company bike, Moto is Spanish for motorbike ???
:-[
Suzi