Friday Funny

[byhammerandhand]

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.
I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx


P.S. Congratulations on winning last week's Powerball lottery.

[gene]

Are you inferring that true love is symbolized by the dollar sign, and not the heart? The Troubadours would be disappointed.

We have some friends who live in northern Indiana. I was talking to their mom last week. I told her to remind her daughter and son-in-law (who live in Indiana) that we were their friends, just in case they had recently visited Cambridge City, IN.

I had to explain that the $540 million dollar Megamillions winning lottery ticket was sold in Cambridge City, Indiana.

She said she would be too busy watching their child, washing their windows, whatever they wanted, to have time to remember about me. Wow. People are so selfish!   :)

gene