Friday's funny on what ever day today is.

[gene]

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

gene

[Rich]

I'll have to get on the horn about that one!
Rich

[sofadoc]

Wow! It's almost like when a magician taps his hat with his wand, says abracadabra.......and VIOLA, a rabbit comes out of his hat. 

[sofadoc]

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

But really though, I don't think there is any credible evidence on which to bass this theory.

[byhammerandhand]

O-boy, o-boe, you guys are really stretching it.

If you drop an accordion and a banjo off a 10 story building, which will hit the ground first?   
I don't know -- lots run some trials.

What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.

Is it true that violas are larger than violins? 
No, it's just that the violinists heads are bigger.

How do you get two oboes in tune?
Smash one of them.

[gene]

How do you get two oboes in tune?
Smash one of them.

This is on my top 2 list for best songs on youtube:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WJhax7Jmxs

Absolutely stunning!

gene

[gene]

I saw a picture today of a woman with really big bongos.

gene

[sofadoc]

I could say that these musical instrument puns are funny, but that would make me a lyre.

[gene]

Bassoon is a flute in my trumpet that is drums me harmonica and I trombone know hand bells to do violin it.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing too many words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence is often easily detected.

gene

[sofadoc]

If I made the padded seating for an orchestra, should I charge percussion?

[Rich]

I ran these by my wife and she told me to post that you guys are very clever.
P.S. Don't look for the musical instrument, I'm not that clever.
Rich

[sofadoc]

I ran these by my wife and she told me to post that you guys are very clever.

Yes, this whole conversation is a cymbal of our cleverness.

Well, gotta go now. My wife is fixing me a piccoloaf sandwich.

[sofadoc]

Speaking of musical instruments, it just so happens that our local music store was robbed last week.

Police have 2 suspects in custody. But so far, the lute has not been recovered.

[brmax]

Not my idea of music, darn it!  I hope that someone sounds the horn so the cops snare them.

[byhammerandhand]

At the police station down the street someone broke in and stole all the toilets.   The cops have nothing to go on.