Midweek Funnie

[BigJohn]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Fellow cannibal.


Feeling somewhat hungry, he  sat  down and looked over the menu....

Tourist.......................................... $5.00

  Broiled  Missionary:.............................................   $10.00

Fried Explorer:..............................................................  $15.00

Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:................................... $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of s**t, it takes all  morning."