Mojo's Tuesday Pick-Me-Up: today Big John in for Mojo

[BigJohn]

TWO NORWEGIANS ON LAKE SUPERIOR

One day two Minnesotans, Ole and Sven, found themselves adrift in a lifeboat on Lake Superior. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp.

He rubbed the lamp vigorously and suddenly, a genie came forth. This Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without thinking, or consulting Sven, Ole immediately blurted out, 'turn the entire lake into Schmidt beer'.

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake Superior turned into Schmidt beer and just as quickly the genie vanished.

Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their new circumstances.

Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted, and after a long tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole!

Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number... and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother'

[gene]

Thanks Big John.

Do they still make Schmidt beer? That's a name from my past.

I've always told my kids to never drink lake water because the fish pee in it.

Have a great week if that's what you put on your calendar.

gene

[Mike8560]

Thanks Big John.

Do they still make Schmidt beer? That's a name from my past.

I've always told my kids to never drink lake water because the fish pee in it.

Have a great week if that's what you put on your calendar.

gene

Did you ever have hefenreffer beer ?

[BigJohn]

Mike this is what I found on the net about that beer:

History
Narragansett Brewing Company was founded in 1890 with $150,000 in capital. A brick brewing house was built in Cranston, Rhode Island, and in December 1890, the first beer was produced. The following year, the company officially incorporated.
The grounds of the Narragansett Brewing Company included a barn, a stable, a blacksmith, seventy-five horses, forty-five wagons, gas-powered trucks, electric trucks, twenty-five refrigerated train cars and its own ice plant.
In 1914, when the company built the most modern bottling plant in the region, it became official: Narragansett Brewing Company was the largest lager beer brewery in New England. Rudolf F. Haffenreffer would eventually become president and chairman of Narragansett Brewing Company and remain involved until his death in 1954. The Haffenreffer brewery in Boston survived until 1965, at which time brands Haffenreffer Lager Beer, Pickwick Ale and Pickwick Bock Beer became the property of the Narragansett Brewing Company.
Falstaff Brewing Company purchased Narragansett Brewing Company on July 15, 1965 for $17 million in cash and $2 million in Falstaff common stock. The plan was for the brewery to continue operating as a wholly owned subsidiary of Falstaff, under Haffenreffer management, and that the Narragansett brand would be retained and actively promoted.
Multi-millionaire Paul Kalmanovitz obtained majority control of Narragansett's parent corporation, the Falstaff Brewing Co., on April 28, 1975. The San Francisco brewer and businessman bought the brewery for an undisclosed amount. Soon after the purchase Falstaff's corporate headquarters moved from St. Louis, Missouri to San Francisco, California.
The brewery officially closed on July 31, 1981. When production of the beer moved to the Falstaff plant in Fort Wayne, Indiana in 1982, many felt that the quality of the beer was not the same, and the decline in sales accelerated. After sitting abandoned for over a decade, demolition began on the main brewery buildings on October 27, 1998. The brewery's Trolley Barn located across the street was spared for redevelopment, but eventually succumbed to the wrecking ball in June 2005. The site has remained unoccupied since. In Cranston, RI, a large shopping center was recently constructed on the site of an old brewery. The Brewery Parkade sits on about 42 ac. of land, much of it paved or covered by buildings: a large grocery store, a Lowe's home-improvement center, and a Kmart retailer.
After changing hands several times, the brand was bought in 2005 by a team of local Rhode Island investors led by former juice executive Mark D. Hellendrung, who announced plans to expand its market share and reinvigorate the Narragansett brand identity. Since the purchase, the brand has indeed been revitalized with the help of former brewer Bill Anderson, and some sharp new packaging. Narragansett beer, now contract brewed by Genesee Brewing Company, has been available again throughout Southern New England since spring of 2006. The lager and light beers are brewed at their brewery in Rochester, New York, while the bock and porter are craft-brewed in Providence, Rhode Island and Pawcatuck, Connecticut.
In the summer of 2007, Narragansett reintroduced puzzle messages (also known as a rebus) under the caps of their Haffenreffer line of beer. The puzzle messages were first used in the 1970s, and became one of the signature features of Haffenreffer. The original Haffenreffer, a malt liquor sold as a six pack of green 16 oz. bottles as Haffenreffer Private Stock, was noted for its potency and was often referred to as "green death" by young drinkers.

[BigJohn]

Gene:
     This is a link to an article about Schmidt Beer becoming part of Stroh Brewing and moving back to St Paul:

http://www.bizjournals.com/twincities/stories/1997/04/14/story1.html

[kodydog]

har har. That Ole fellow and me think alike.

[Mojo]

Thanks Big John for covering for me. You did great. :)

Chris