Friday funny

[baileyuph]

That was funny, but somehow it has become more prevalent!  Our culture is changing.

Doyle

[SteveA]

Cheating or dating folks from different cultures ? 
SA

[SteveA]

ROMANTIC TEXT MESSAGE

AN ELDERLY COUPLE LEARNED TO SEND TEXT MESSAGES ON THEIR MOBILE PHONES.

THE WIFE, A RETIRED COLLEGE ENGLISH INSTRUCTOR WITH EMPHASIS ON THE CLASSICS, WAS AN UNAPOLOGETIC ROMANTIC; HER HUSBAND, A RETIRED SALTY NAVY CHIEF PETTY OFFICER OF THIRTY YEARS' SERVICE, WAS A NO-NONSENSE GUY.

ONE AFTERNOON THE WIFE WENT TO THE LOCAL STARBUCK'S TO MEET A FRIEND FOR COFFEE.  WHILE AWAITING HER FRIEND'S ARRIVAL, SHE EXERCISED HER NEW SKILL BY SENDING HER HUSBAND A ROMANTIC TEXT MESSAGE:

"IF YOU ARE SLEEPING, SEND ME YOUR DREAMS.  IF YOU ARE LAUGHING, SEND ME YOUR SMILE. IF YOU ARE EATING, SEND ME A BITE.  IF YOU ARE DRINKING, SEND ME A SIP. IF YOU ARE CRYING, SEND ME YOUR TEARS. I LOVE YOU."

THE HUSBAND RESPONDED:  "I'M TAKIN' A Crap.   PLEASE ADVISE."

ALMOST BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYES.

[kodydog]

Lol, thanks Steve.

My friend just posted,

I need to re-home a small dog. It is a Terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you are interested let me know and I will jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you. ;-)

[gene]

Steve, you don't need to yell. We all hear you just fine. :-)

Romance meets reality.