Friday Edumacation

[Mojo]

After reading this ya'll are going to be a little more intelligent. :)

          The liquid inside young coconuts
          can be used as a substitute
          for Blood Plasma.

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          No piece of paper can be folded
          in half more than seven (7) times.

          Oh , go ahead ... I'll wait.

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          Donkeys kill more people annually

          than plane crashes or shark attacks.

          (So, watch your Ass )

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          You burn more calories sleeping!

          than you do watching television.

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          Oak trees do NOT
          produce acorns until they are

          fifty (50) years of age or older.

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          The first product to have a bar code

          was Wrigley's gum.

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          The King of Hearts
          is the only King

          WITHOUT A MUSTACHE

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          American Airlines saved $40,000
          in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
          from each salad served in first-class.

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          Venus is the only planet
          that rotates clockwise.

          (Since Venus is normally associated
          with women, what does this tell you?

          That women are going
          in the 'right' direction...!

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          Apples, not caffeine,

          are more efficient at
          waking you up in the morning ...



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          Most dust particles in your house
          are made from

          DEAD SKIN !

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          The first owner of the
          Marlboro Company
          died of lung cancer.

          So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

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          Walt Disney was afraid

          OF MICE!

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          PEARLS DISSOLVE

          IN VINEGAR!

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          The ten most valuable
          brand names on earth:

          Apple, Coca Cola, Google,Miller Brewing,
          IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonald's,
          Samsung, Intel and Toyota ,

          in that order.

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          It IS possible to lead a cow upstairs   ...

          but, NOT downstairs.

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          A duck's quack doesn't echo,

          and no one knows why.

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          Dentists have recommended that
          a toothbrush be kept at least Six (6) feet away   ????????????
          from a toilet to avoid airborne particles     
          resulting from the flush.

          (I keep my toothbrush
          in the living room now!)

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          And the best for last.....!



          Turtles can breathe through their BUTTS!

          (I know some people like that,

          don't YOU?)
         

[gene]

Venus is the only planet
         that rotates clockwise.

         (Since Venus is normally associated
         with women, what does this tell you?

         That women are going
         in the 'right' direction...!

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Chris typed: (Since Venus is normally associated
         with women, what does this tell you?

Chris' wife looked over his shoulder to see what he was typing.

Chris quickly added: That women are going in the 'right' direction...!

Turtles can breathe through their BUTTS!

         (I know some people like that,

         don't YOU?)

This is the only way I can make sense of the fact that this great nation had Hillary and Trump as the final candidates.

It IS possible to lead a cow upstairs   ...

         but, NOT downstairs.

Why would anyone want to lead a cow upstairs? Now that's sick!

Thanks for the funnies. gene  :)

[byhammerandhand]

At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 66136429."

[65Buick]

I think Miller was bought by Anheuser. Making one 'american' beer company.

[Virgs Sew n Sew]

I thought Myth Busters successfully folded a piece of paper 8 times.  Of course, they had equipment to press the paper down and people helping to fold it over, etc; but technically they did it.

Virginia

[kodydog]

Okay, so I just tried the paper fold thing and... damn.