Friday's funny on what ever day today is.

[gene]

Some folks just have to harp on a good idea.

At the police station down the street someone broke in and stole all the toilets.

I would guess that for some folks a toilet is a musical instrument.  :o

I hope that someone sounds the horn so the cops snare them.

I'm thinking "Someone already used the word 'horn'." Then it hit me.

I was watching a Frisbee getting bigger and bigger... then it hit me.



gene

[gene]

Maybe it's a function of our collective ages, or maybe it's a function of how busy we all are for the holiday season, but have you noticed that there has been no mention of people having sax?

gene

[Virgs Sew n Sew]

Ages I think.  Most of us are a bunch of gesers.

I just hope that the police haven't trumpet'd up the charges on whomever stole their toilets.

Virginia

[byhammerandhand]

An older friend of mine says, "I haven't forgotten how to have sex.  I've just forgotten why."