Friday Funny

[byhammerandhand]

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.   The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.  She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:  "I'm on the toilet.  Please advise."

[baileyuph]

Definitely a "new funny" - never heard it before. 

Doyle

[gene]

So Keith, what did Sue advise?  ;D

gene

[baileyuph]

Friday Funny?  Funny how time flies, seems it was "Friday Funny" just a couple days ago.


Doyle

[gene]

If you're still laughing at it a week later it must have been really funny! LOL

Here's a video that may give you a few ideas if you're planning on putting together a TV commercial.

http://gawker.com/here-is-the-best-commercial-for-a-tattoo-shop-or-anyth-1517550138?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

gene