Friday Funny

[byhammerandhand]

Irony is when someone writes, "Your an idiot."

[SteveA]

For your/you're Friday laugh

MOISHE
Moishe Goldberg was heading out of the Synagogue one day, and as always Rabbi Mendel was standing at the door, shaking hands as the Congregation departed.
The rabbi grabbed Moishe by the hand, pulled him aside and whispered these words at him: "You need to join the Army of God!"
Moishe replied: "I'm already in the Army of God, Rabbi."
The rabbi questioned: "Then how come I don't see you except for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?"
Moishe whispered back: "I'm in the secret service."

[gene]

I thought "irony" meant your water has a metallic kind of taste???

When Pope Benedict XVI visited New York City in April of 2008, he took a tour of some of the businesses in downtown Manhattan. As he walked into one of the upscale bars, the bartender looked up and said, "Hey, what is this, a joke?"

What about the 30th Pope Benedict? Would that be Pope Benedict XXX?

gene