Kodydog's midweek funny

[kodydog]

Found this on e-bay's antique chat room. It made me laugh at myself.


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.



Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.



As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.



Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

[alge]

Eye can knot sea watt is fun knee at haul abbot yaw yoke.  8)

[gene]

I didn't know ebay had chat rooms.

gene

[sofadoc]

Found this on e-bay's antique chat room.

Soothe hats it. Ewer gee tin onus. Watts the madder? Hour top picks boar yew?

[kodydog]

Come on Dock. Ewe no I luv ewe awl. :-*

[sofadoc]

The anniversary of the JFK assassination gets a lot of play here in the Dallas area.
Here's one that I heard on the radio:

Three conspiracy theorists went to heaven. They immediately went to God and asked "OK tell us, who killed Kennedy?"
God replied "Oswald acted alone".
One conspiracy theorist turned to the other two, and said "Boy, this cover-up goes deeper than we thought".