Mojo's Tuesday Pick Me Up

[Mojo]

I guy comes home from work and sees his wife is watching a cooking show on the Food Network.
" Why are you watching that? You can't cook, " he says.
She replies, " So, you watch Porn "

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This guy is sitting at home alone when
He hears a knock on the front door.

There are two sheriff's deputies there;

He asks if there is a problem?

One of the deputies asks if he is
Married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.

The guy says "sure " and shows him a
Picture of his wife. The sheriff says,

"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your
Wife''s' been hit by a truck."

The guy says, " I know, but she has a
Great personality and is an excellent cook. "

Mojo