Tuesday or Friday ?

[SteveA]

Trump likes living in the South - things he has learned .....

A possum is a flat animal that
sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998
of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders.
All 10,000 of them live in the South,
plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya.
If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart,
it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go
to the bathroom?
People actually grow,eat
and like okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means
I'm going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch.
There is only dinner and then
there's supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and
you start drinking it when you're two.
We do
like a little tea with our sugar.
It is referred to as
the Wine of the South.
Backwards and forwards means I know
everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a question
meaning,
'Did you eat?'
You don't have to wear a watch, because
it doesn't matter what time it is, you work
until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
All the festivals across the state are named
after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect,
or animal.
You carry jumper cables in your car -
for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper,
mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page,
but require 6 pages for
local high school sports,
the motor sports, and gossip.
Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar,
Miss(first name) or
Mr.(first name)
You think that the first day of deer season is a
national holiday.
You know what a hissy fit is..
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang
Driver's Ed. If our mama says
we can drive, we can drive!!!

[Mike]

if you go far enough south , florida its like living in the north and south