Wednesday Funny

[byhammerandhand]

Radio chatter:

OD:   "Radio dispatcher, this is Officer Davis.   I need to speak to the Sgt."

Sgt: "Yes, officer Davis what seems to be the situation?"

OD:  "We've responded to that domestic disturbance call you sent us.  Turns out the wife shot the husband in the leg because he just walked in on the kitchen floor that she'd mopped."

Sgt:  "Do you have the situation under control?"

OD: "Yes, sir, we have the male victim being taken to the hospital by the EMS.    Not done anything with the perpetrator yet."

Sgt: "What's the problem, has she fled the scene?   Why haven't you taken her into custody?"

OD: "Well, sir, the floor is still wet."