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Friday Funny : The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts

Started by byhammerandhand, July 18, 2014, 10:01:52 am

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                                   The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act



There are few bills that come out of congress that I can support... until now. Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) has proposed a Bill "The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act." This bill will allow average Americans to use the same excuses the IRS is using currently in trying to avoid tax problems. Taxpayers that don't provide documents requested by the IRS can claim one of the following reasons:
   

    1. The dog ate my tax receipts.
    2. Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction and loss of emails.
    3. Traded IRS source documents for five terrorists.
    4. Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon.
    5. Left on table in Hillary's library.
    6. Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy's car.
    7. Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords.
    8. Forced to recycle by federal Green Czar.
    9. Was short on toilet paper while camping.
Keith

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." Thomas A. Edison

SteveA

inadvertently tossed with Mcchrystal's file