Friday Funny

[byhammerandhand]

An upholsterer was vacationing in Scotland and was visiting a small pub one night.   Just him and the barkeep.   The old man asked with a thick Scot brogue, "Lad, I see you're not from around here.   Where be ya from?

The visitor  said, "Right, I'm, John Smith.  I'm from America and I'm an upholsterer.   They call me Smitty-the-Ragtacker."

The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

"But do they call me MacGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me MacGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."

"But do they call me MacGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, and leaned in.

"But ya have sex with a sheep one time..."