i was at home depot this afternoon...

[Mike]

now here I was I got some ceiling texture and a vanity light for my bathroom remodel. im buying lightbulbs and this cute girl approaches me and asks me if im redo a kitchen or bath :)
im thinking bath crashers and this she would like to come home with me:) :)  no such luck but really ive always wished it would happed to me like on TV

[SteveA]

Mike
Now that marijuana is legal folks are becoming a lot more friendly. 
SA

[Mike]

No she worked there was offering discounts she had a clipboard and looked like i was getting crashed   
Id a taken her home ;)

[SteveA]

Yea I've seen those gals in the HD trying to sell kitchens, and the installation work.  I thought she was walking around in the store and like usual there is never anyone around to ask a question,  and she viewed you as someone who looked like they had answers to questions outside of the HD staff.  Maybe you missed your calling ? 

You could have bought a kitchen with the contingency she be the lead installer ! 

SA

[gene]

I'm still surprised at how many people use the grocery store to meet people. What ever happened to bar hopping? I know two single women who dress up to go grocery shopping. LOL They really do dress up to go grocery shopping!

I was in the fruit section at a grocery store once and they just got in a great shipment of cantaloupes. I commented to a lady about those great melons. She thought I was asking her out for a date.  ;D

I was in the meat section once and I commented on the size of their smoked sausage. This guy...

gene

[Mike]

Gene in NH I had a small bait shop along with the canvas I had a regular who lived in orlando fl who would fly up every couple of weeks for the weekend Tony and he had a "friend" Fernando a Cuban so they had on a return trip a week or so after I met them they needed new fishing license's, when I was writing Fernando when I got to the age part he asked  " I believe you are 42 also?" I don't know how he knew but  lol