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Friday Funny

Started by byhammerandhand, May 18, 2012, 02:39:48 pm

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byhammerandhand

The Husband lay dying. The wife was by his bedside, he said in a tired voice."There's something I must confess."

"Shhh". said the wife, "There's nothing to confess. Everything's all right."

"No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friends, Julie and Anne, and even your step-mother!"

"I know," she whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you S.O.B., now close your eyes...
Keith

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." Thomas A. Edison

gene

Last night I wrote:

Excellent. Thanks for the laugh. LOL

"Keep saying I love you until she puts down the knife."

gene

My post was deleted or else I put it in a different topic???
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