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Man Sues BMW for Erection that Won't Go Away!

Started by TheHogRing, April 29, 2012, 01:53:39 pm

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TheHogRing

If you design custom motorcycle seats, break out your insurance policy and make sure it covers damage to customers' sexual health. A San Francisco man is suing BMW Motorrad USA and Corbin-Pacific, the maker of his dealer-installed aftermarket motorcycle seat, for giving him "a severe case of priapism" - an erection that just won't go away.

Check it this crazy story: http://tinyurl.com/7g4rmz8

DBR1957

If I were defendent's counsel I would be checking his medicine cabinet for  or
.

Then again maybe I can write off a new Harley as a medical expense.



kodydog

He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.

I'm not a doctor but it seems like he is always ready to go.

Quote from: DBR1957 on April 29, 2012, 02:17:42 pm

Then again maybe I can write off a new Harley as a medical expense.



I like that idea.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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sofadoc

Hey!! He wanted a "Beamer" with pep, didn't he?
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