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[kodydog]

In honor of international talk like a pirate day...

Q: Why are pirates called 'pirates'?

A: Because they Aarrrrrr!


What be a pirates favorite letter?

No, not Arrrh.

P - It's like an R but it be missing a leg.


"On a battle at sea with a pirate ship, the Naval Captain asks for his red shirt. After winning it, he was asked, "Sir, what was the red shirt for", he answered", it was to give you guys courage in case I was injured and you would not see my blood". Gratified, the soldiers admired him. On the next day, ten pirate ships attacked, the Captain yelled, "Give me my brown pants!"

And just to keep it upholstery related...

Where does a pirate sit?
In his favorite chaarrrr

[Jim101]

How much does a pirate pay to have his ear pierced?

A buck an ear.


What's a pirates favourite fast food restaurant?

Arrrrrrrrby's!

[gene]

It took me a few seconds on the one about the letter P. LOL

Me wife. Her name is Peg. Arrrrg! She has a wooden leg. Arrrrg! In the morning I say, "Peg, you look like sh#t on a stick! Arrrrg!

What kind of socks does a pirate wear? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgyle!

gene