Thursday funny

[byhammerandhand]

A guy is travelling through the south and his car breaks down. After walking for a long time, he walks into a redneck biker bar. As you can expect, the place all quiets down and looks at him as he sits down and orders a drink. One of the bikers walks over with a pool cue and says, "You ain't from around here are you?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Buffalo."

The biker says, "What on earth is a guy from Buffalo doing here?"

He says, "I'm on my way to a taxidermy conference. I'm a taxidermist"

The biker is puzzled and says, "What the hell is a tax-e-dermist?"

The guy is getting a bit worried now and says, "Well, um, I mount animals."

The biker laughs, turns to his buddies and says, "It's OK guys, he's one of us!"


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[kodydog]

Oh ya, slam the southern bikers. Good one Hammer  :P