Mojo's Friday Funnies

[Mojo]

Two  Large Plastic Garbage Bags

A  little old lady was walking  down the street dragging two  large
Plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the  bags rips, and every once In a
while a $20 bill falls out  onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops  her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20
bills  falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!" said  the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see
if  I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well,  now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all  that money?
"You didn't steal it, did  you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see,  my back yard is right next
to the Lambeau  Field parking lot. On game days, a lot  of fans come and pee
through the fence into  my flower garden. So, I  stand behind the fence with
my hedge clippers. Each  time some guy sticks his thing through the fence,
I say,  '$20 or off it comes'.

"Well, that seems only fair"  laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the
way, what's in  the other bag?"

"Well, you know, not everybody  pays". 


Have a great weekend everyone.

:)

Mojo

[Gregg @ Keystone Sewing]

Going to the dark side with this type of humor, huh?  Nothing funny about a clipped pee pee!