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Title: Terminaly I'll. Joke
Post by: Mike8560 on April 08, 2011, 05:46:22 am
The docktor tells this man he is terminaly I'll and only has 6 hours to live.
The man rushes home to tell his wife and she says well what do you want to do?
B said Wana make love sure she said so acouple hours go past and when there done he said what time is it? She said you got about 4 more hours what do you what do do.
He said want to make love some more ?  Sure she said
so more time passes ans when there done this time he asks the time and she said you got a couple more hours.  He said do you wana make love some more ?
No way she says I've got to get up in the morning not you.
Title: Re: Terminaly I'll. Joke
Post by: fragged8 on April 08, 2011, 01:59:05 pm
hehe nice one Mike..


man goes to the doctor for the results of his test
and the doctor say I'm really sorry but you only have 10 to live

the man say what do you mean 10 ? .. 10 years ?

the doctor looks at his watch and says, 9.. 8 ... 7 ...