A guy got enlisted in the army. When registering, the sergeant asked his name.
He replied, "Stephen 'with a ph' Fish."
The sergeant dutifully wrote down "Steven Phish"
If I might add to the rolling laughter:
Why was Pavlov's hair always so soft? Because he used Classical Conditioning. ::)
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Lengthy joke an old employer told;
A guys is driving down the road and sees another motorist pulled over trying to resuscitate a rabbit, so he stops. "what happened ?" he asked.
"I was driving along and this rabbit ran out in front of me and I ran over it. I think I killed it." the other fellow says as he starts to sob.
The first guy says " hang on I've got just the thing." and rushes to the trunk of his car. He comes back with an aerosol can and starts spraying the rabbit. After a few seconds the rabbit starts to twitch, so he sprays it again. This time the rabbit jumps up and runs 30 feet,stops, waves and takes off again. Thirty feet later he stops and waves again. He keeps doing this until he is clear out of sight.
"WOW, what have you got in there?" asks the other guy.
"Hare restorer with permanent wave."
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Yeah it was lame back then too. cheesy.