There were two twin skunks called In and Out. One day, In and Out were driving their mama out of her mind so she told them, "I'm tired of you staying in the burrow all the time, In and Out, go out and play for a while."
So In and Out went out. In and Out were having a great time outside, they ran out of the woods in to a field and out in the sunshine. Then In and Out ran back into the woods and into the undercover. In and Out spent all afternoon playing outside, staying out of their mama's way.
As daylight was running out, mama skunk called out, "In and Out, come in, I've got dinner out on the table."
Well, Out came in right away, but In stayed out. Mama called again, "In, come in." Minutes went by and mama called again for In to come in. She was getting worried since In was out by himself and it was getting dark outside.
No answer, so mama sent Out out to bring In in. A few minutes later In and Out walked in. She asked, "We've been calling for In to come in, Out, how did you ever find In?"
"Easy, mama," Out replied, "In stinked."
<groan>
That's a long way to go for a stinking joke. :)
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