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Title: Friday Funny
Post by: byhammerandhand on February 06, 2015, 04:39:15 pm
For those of you who were ever in the corporate world where your boss asked for 100% , or on a sports team whose coach asked for 101%.   Here's a mathematician's view


What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: Darren Henry on February 07, 2015, 06:33:34 am
ROFL!!!!! I'm glad I didn't have a mouth full of coffee. I'd have shorted out my keyboard.
Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: Virgs Sew n Sew on February 07, 2015, 07:41:29 am
What is sad about this is that the numbers are absolutely true in most cases.  I'm sure there must be an exemption somewhere.

Virginia