I used to love "Little Johnny" jokes. You don't hear them too much anymore.
The teacher was writing a very long assignment on the chalkboard. So she started high at the top.
When she stretched up high, one of the boys started giggling.
"Patrick! What's so funny?" she demanded.
Still giggling, Patrick said "Tee-hee, I saw your garter"
Angrily, the teacher shouted "Get out of my class! You're expelled for 3 days!"
She resumed writing on the board, when she heard another boy laughing.
"OK Billy........what's so funny now?"
Billy said "Tee-hee........I saw your other garter".
The teacher was furious. "That does it! Get out! You're expelled for 1 week!"
As she started to continue writing on the blackboard, she dropped her eraser, and bent over to pick it up.
Little Johnny burst out laughing......... got up.........threw his textbooks in the trash can, and began walking out of the classroom.
"Little Johnny! Where do you think you're going?" said the teacher.
Little Johnny said "After what I just saw........my school days are OVER!"