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Title: Friday Funny
Post by: byhammerandhand on June 20, 2014, 03:09:54 pm
        The Biology Exam
     
       
       
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However,he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
         
He got an A


Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: Darren Henry on June 20, 2014, 03:53:53 pm
Hi-freakin'-larious!!!

Thanks for sharing Keith. That's goin' viral to my peops.
Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: kodydog on June 20, 2014, 04:39:20 pm
I shared