A guy returns from a business trip to Youngstown, Ohio* He goes in to talk to his boss, who asked how the trip went.
"Please don't ever send me back there. The only people there are either hockey players or whores."
The boss clears his throat and says, "My wife is from Youngstown."
The guy says, "Really? Did she play wing or midfield?"
*You can substitute any town you want. So as not to offend, I'll use my hometown.