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Title: Friday Funny
Post by: byhammerandhand on March 20, 2014, 02:32:22 pm
Anyone in the autumn of their years, pondering their mortality, should take heart from the advice given by a tough old cowhand from Montana to his grand-daughter.
 

"The secret to a long life", he counseled, "is to sprinkle a touch of gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning"

 
The grand-daughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable old age of 103.  She left  behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be...

 
Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: bobbin on March 20, 2014, 04:17:02 pm
I like that one.  Lol. 
Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: Grebo on March 21, 2014, 05:39:43 am
We need a 'like' button.

Suzi
Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: Mike on March 21, 2014, 03:14:29 pm
I needed a second for  it to sink in lol
Title: Re: Friday Funny
Post by: Darren Henry on March 21, 2014, 03:55:43 pm
I have to tell that one to one of my co-workers when I see him. [seasonal lays off over in the RV shop] He actually burned down a pet crematorium LOL.