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Title: I know it's not Friday
Post by: gene on October 01, 2012, 07:35:45 pm
I had a long, tiring, enjoyable day at the studio, so I just don't care what day it is. Not until tomorrow morning at 6:00 a.m.

Here's a video I showed my wife. She did not appreciate me commenting that the woman in the video was a LOT scarier that the bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1D-r-0cGo

gene
Title: Re: I know it's not Friday
Post by: Mike on October 02, 2012, 05:39:57 am
All my years in. New hampshire i never had bear trouble my friend did though couldnt have bird feeders.
Ill take an occasional gator swimming by now
Title: Re: I know it's not Friday
Post by: sofadoc on October 02, 2012, 06:09:49 am
Ever since Mojo used to do "Friday Funnies", there's been an unwritten rule that all amusing anecdotes submitted on any day other than Friday must come with a disclaimer.

Why not a Monday? We need something to start a potentially crappy week off on the right foot. Heck, by Friday the week is pretty much a total loss anyway.

So I say to anyone who may have a chuckle to contribute. Don't be shackled by the constrictions of previous presumptions that humor can only be relayed at the end of the work week.

And not just jokes either. How 'bout some hypotheticals? A "Thursday Thinker"? A "Tuesday Teaser"?  "Wild Card" Wednesday?

You're probably thinking "OK, Doc. Put your funny where your mouth is!"
I don't want to do the leg work. I just want to sit back and regulate. 8)
Title: Re: I know it's not Friday
Post by: Mike on October 02, 2012, 07:04:49 am
Ok i know its not friday butt pun intended. ;)

http://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy102/Mike8560/photo-2.jpg
Title: Re: I know it's not Friday
Post by: gene on October 03, 2012, 06:05:16 pm
QuoteEver since Mojo used to do "Friday Funnies", there's been an unwritten rule that all amusing anecdotes submitted on any day other than Friday must come with a disclaimer.


I never knew this was an unwritten rule. I had been doing it just to be irritating. Now that I know it's a rule, I'll stop.

Here's my Wednesday's words of wisdom:

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gene

Title: Re: I know it's not Friday
Post by: sofadoc on October 04, 2012, 05:43:55 pm
A young boy told his father "Dad, if I were President, I'd make sure that everyone had enough food to eat".

The father said "Well son, there's a homeless man down at the local shelter. If you will do some chores around the house, I'll pay you $50. Then you can buy food for him".

The boy thought for a moment, and said "Why don't you just have the homeless man come here and do the chores? Then you can pay him the $50, and he can buy his own food."

The father said "Son, welcome to the Republican Party".