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Title: It's Friday.
Post by: gene on August 24, 2012, 07:15:18 am
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Elderly man talking: "When I was a kid, my mom would give me one dollar and send me to the store. I would come home with a bag of potatoes, a loaf of bread, several cans of beans, and a block of cheese. You can't do that today! There are too many security cameras."

gene
Title: Re: It's Friday.
Post by: gene on September 07, 2012, 07:00:28 am
If I heard this joke on this forum, please excuse my inability to remember much more than what I had for breakfast today.

A man is captured by natives in Africa and told that if he completes 3 tasks he will not be killed.

1. He must go into the first hut and drink all the 'magic' water.

2. He must go into the second hut and pull an infected tooth from a tigers' mouth.

3. He must go into the third hut and fully satisfy the sexual desires of a virgin.

So, with no choice in the matter, the man goes into the first hut and finds a big bowl of fowl smelling, disgusting water that has all kinds of stuff floating in it. It's obviously fermented juice of some kind, so he holds his nose and drinks all the 'magic' water. He has to hold his mouth shut to keep from vomiting, but he keeps it down. The alcohol immediately goes straight to his head.

He staggers out of the hut, barely able to stand. Building up his courage, he enters the second hut. There is growling and snarling and shrieking. The hut shakes and wobbles from side to side. The natives think the man has surely been eaten.

But, the man staggers out of the hut, clothes all torn and shredded. He has blood all over his body. And one ear is missing.

The man says to the natives, "OK. Now where's that virgin with the bad tooth?"


gene
Title: Re: It's Friday.
Post by: byhammerandhand on September 07, 2012, 09:49:31 am
A very funny commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk
Title: Re: It's Friday.
Post by: kodydog on September 08, 2012, 07:03:26 am
My favorite beer commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX4BC67mZkc
Title: Re: It's Friday.
Post by: Mike on September 11, 2012, 10:59:53 am
O loke that one also kody but i dont get right of the bat what here selling im julist watching all the stuff
Title: Re: It's Friday.
Post by: scottymc on September 11, 2012, 01:17:18 pm
Quote from: kodydog on September 08, 2012, 07:03:26 am
My favorite beer commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX4BC67mZkc


Footy finals are on so they have ramped our beer commercials up.www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDcbPAe2g4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDcbPAe2g4)