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Gene's silly-ass posts that waste his manifest talents.

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Its an invasion.

I vote Gene King of the Forum.  :P :P  :P :P

Quote from: bobbin on May 31, 2012, 01:58:22 pm
Gene's silly-ass posts that waste his manifest talents.

Wait a minute.....I thought that silly-assed posting WAS his manifest talent?
You mean he can do something else?

Quote from: kodydog on May 31, 2012, 04:29:41 pm
I vote Gene king of the forum.

I second the motion. :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(

Quote from: gene on May 31, 2012, 04:45:58 am

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    ;)                     :D             ;D              >:(                   :-\
                :(
                             :o                       8)
     ???          ::)                                  :P
               :-[
                    :-X    :-     
:P    :P         :P   :P                   :P       :

That's the last time I ever complain about anything on this forum!

gene

OK. I'm lost.

Quote from: gene on May 31, 2012, 06:20:06 pm
That's the last time I ever complain about anything on this forum!

gene

Good........... Now get your ass back to work.........

;D    :D    ;)    :)    :o    8)

I dunno, "Queen Gene" seems to have a better ring to it.   Long live the Queen!

Quote from: kodydog on May 31, 2012, 04:29:41 pm
I vote Gene King of the Forum.  :P :P  :P :P

                                               

Please note that Mr. byhammerandhand is a jokester, punster, and master of the double entendre.

When he uses the word "Queen", as in "Queen Gene", he is playing on the rhymification of those two words.

He is using the word "Queen" as in: The Queen of England, Elizabeth II.

He is not using the word "Queen" as in: The Queen of England, Elton John.

gene

Quote from: gene on June 01, 2012, 03:25:23 pm
Please note that Mr. byhammerandhand is a jokester, punster, and master of the double entendre.

When he uses the word "Queen", as in "Queen Gene", he is playing on the rhymification of those two words.

He is using the word "Queen" as in: The Queen of England, Elizabeth II.

He is not using the word "Queen" as in: The Queen of England, Elton John.

gene

Oh, isn't he  ::)

Suzi

Forget I said any thing about Gene for king. I didn't know it was going to start such a controversy.

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1. Yes, kodydog is always causing trouble on this forum.

2. There seems to be an increase in the number of irritating faces since I first posted my complaint.

3. I'm glad I don't work for Mojo or Peppy. Actually, I would drive them nuts. They would never be able to fire me because I would be the best employee they ever had. And knowing that I was the best employee they ever had, I would work at driving them nuts. When I was a sales rep I was always over on my budget and that gave me a lot of latitude in my behavior.  

4. bobbin, accusing me of posting silly-ass posts when I am posting silly-ass posts is not something that I would take offense to. Now, if I were trying to be serious, as I did once back in February of 1998, and someone refered to my behavior as "silly-assed", then I would be offended.

5. I do some volunteer work and a few years ago I had lunch with a man in connection with this volunteer work. He has since become a friend. At this first lunch we were getting to know each other a bit and he told me that he was gay. I asked, "When you say 'gay', are you saying you are 'gay' as in 'happy', or are you saying that if you had a choice to look at a picture of a naked woman or a naked man, you would choose the picture of a naked man?" He gave me a rather odd look, and then said, "The latter, the picture of a man." I said, "Good. I hate happy people."

6. I love my sense of humor and it does not bother me at all that often times I am the only one who does.

7. Being a horses ass does not come natural to me. I have to work at it.

8. Does anyone else get the impression that when sofadoc is posting replies he is sitting at his computer desk, his feet up on the corner of the desk, wearing cowboy boots, and twirling a six shooter? A loaded six shooter?

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gene

Quote from: gene on June 05, 2012, 04:15:01 pm
8. Does anyone else get the impression that when sofadoc is posting replies he is sitting at his computer desk, his feet up on the corner of the desk, wearing cowboy boots, and twirling a six shooter? A loaded six shooter?

You're right, Gene. That is what I'm wearing......and that's all I'm wearing.
How's that "mental picture" lookin' to ya now? :o

Strangest thing, though. When I prop my feet up on my desk, piss runs out of my boots.

Quote from: gene on June 05, 2012, 04:15:01 pm
I said, "Good. I hate happy people."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

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Quote from: sofadoc on June 05, 2012, 04:35:58 pm

Quote from: gene on June 05, 2012, 04:15:01 pm
8. Does anyone else get the impression that when sofadoc is posting replies he is sitting at his computer desk, his feet up on the corner of the desk, wearing cowboy boots, and twirling a six shooter? A loaded six shooter?

You're right, Gene. That is what I'm wearing......and that's all I'm wearing.
How's that "mental picture" lookin' to ya now? :o

Strangest thing, though. When I prop my feet up on my desk, piss runs out of my boots.

OK but what are you twirling ?

Quote from: MikeM8560 on June 22, 2012, 09:33:38 am
OK but what are you twirling ?

If you're referring to what I think you're referring to.......Don't worry...... It isn't loaded (hasn't been for a long time) ;)

I got to thinking and realized that I have never seen a smiley face with its head stuck up its a$$.

I googled this, and the first link to come up was:
Man Gets Cannon Shell Stuck up His Butt, Now Faces Other Problems


I searched on Bing and the first link was:
Dog with head stuck in container saved.

The second link was:
Guys head gets stuck in elephants butt- Youtube.

Fascinating.

gene