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Title: Man Sues BMW for Erection that Won't Go Away!
Post by: TheHogRing on April 29, 2012, 01:53:39 pm
If you design custom motorcycle seats, break out your insurance policy and make sure it covers damage to customers' sexual health. A San Francisco man is suing BMW Motorrad USA and Corbin-Pacific, the maker of his dealer-installed aftermarket motorcycle seat, for giving him "a severe case of priapism" - an erection that just won't go away.

Check it this crazy story: http://tinyurl.com/7g4rmz8
Title: Re: Man Sues BMW for Erection that Won't Go Away!
Post by: DBR1957 on April 29, 2012, 02:17:42 pm
If I were defendent's counsel I would be checking his medicine cabinet for  or
.

Then again maybe I can write off a new Harley as a medical expense.


Title: Re: Man Sues BMW for Erection that Won't Go Away!
Post by: kodydog on April 29, 2012, 06:06:41 pm
He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.

I'm not a doctor but it seems like he is always ready to go.

Quote from: DBR1957 on April 29, 2012, 02:17:42 pm

Then again maybe I can write off a new Harley as a medical expense.



I like that idea.
Title: Re: Man Sues BMW for Erection that Won't Go Away!
Post by: sofadoc on April 29, 2012, 06:12:28 pm
Hey!! He wanted a "Beamer" with pep, didn't he?