It's not well known but Joe Biden has a workshop in the VP mansion. One weekend, he was tinkering around on a project and discovered he did not have enough glue to finish. Though he was dressed in his grubbies, hadn't shaved that day, he decided to make a quick run to Home Depot before they closed. He was checking out when the clerk gave him a strange look.
"Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Joe Biden?"
Joe smirked and said, "Yeah, I get that all the time."
The clerk bagged up the glue and said, "I bet that really pisses you off, huh?"