Does this status make me any smarter? Chris be nice now.
Big John
Aybe a better typer?
Has the congratulatory fruit basket showed up yet?
I was planning on a case of Riesling!
Don't get your hopes up. When I first joined this board they told me as a gift for YaBB God June would send me a Porsche. I'm still waiting. BTW reds my favorite color.
Alright, Kody, your RED Porsche is in the mail. :-* :-*
June
Has the congratulatory fruit basket showed up yet?
LOL
Hey kody why would you want a red Porch?
Quote from: BigJohn on October 22, 2011, 07:56:34 am
Hey kody why would you want a red Porch?
I guess you heard this one,
A Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money,
decides to become a 'handy-man' and starts looking for some work
in an up market colony nearby.
He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner,
another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" the owner
says.
The Sardar responds, "How about $100?"
The owner says "Fine, there's a can of brown paint and brushes in the
garage."
The owner's wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asks to
her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house?
That's a whole day's job."
The man replies, "He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he's
dumb?"
"No, I don't think so. I guess I'm just influenced by those stupid
Sardar e-mail jokes we keep receiving."
A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the payment.
"You've finished already?" the husband asks.
"Yes," he replies, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to
him.
"And by the way," the turbaned guy adds, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW...
QuoteI was planning on a case of Riesling!
Dude; you've been here long enough to realize that all you are going to get are the Tim Bits š™ that the border police couldn't finish :D.
But seriously; thank you for all your wonderful input and your friendship.
I delivered a chair to a customer yesterday and he had a brand new red Porsche sitting in his driveway.
We don't get very many politically incorrect Indian jokes. I would say "good one" Kody but I don't want to offend those who are easily offended by WORDS!!!
I love eating at a restaurant called New Krishna. It's an India restaurant. I'll share that joke with the owner the next time I am there. I know this guy and I bet you a dollar that he will act offended and he will tell me that he is Sardar, whether or not he really is, just to try embarrass me. And then he say something like "My car is a Porsche. My wife drives the BMW." LOL
gene
Quote from: gene on October 23, 2011, 06:17:33 pm
I delivered a chair to a customer yesterday and he had a brand new red Porsche sitting in his driveway.
We don't get very many politically incorrect Indian jokes. I would say "good one" Kody but I don't want to offend those who are easily offended by WORDS!!!
gene
I wonder how long hes been a YaBB God. Still waiting for my Porsche, If June sent it snail mail it may take a while.
I got that joke off a painters website. When I first posted it I wondered if it was offensive. But in the end the Sardar gets the last laugh, I think. If any one finds it offensive I will remove it.
I heard that as a blonde joke.
My youngest daughter, a blonde, just rolls her eyes when blonde jokes come out.
OK, I've wondered in silence long enough, now I'm going to ask the stupid question; what the heck is a YaBB God?
Rich
The best I can figure,
yab·ber (y b r) Australian. n. Jabber. tr. & intr.v. yab·bered, yab·ber·ing, yab·bers. To jabber (something) or engage in jabbering. ...
According to thefreedictionary.com, it stands for "Yet another bulletin board"
If it were all caps, it would stand for "Yet another boring blog".