A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
Tourist.......................................... $5.00
Broiled Missionary:............................................. $10.00
Fried Explorer:.............................................................. $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:................................... $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of s**t, it takes all morning."