A boy says to his mother, "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both a man and a woman!"
The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and
straight."
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally
has answered his question: "Is God Micheal Jackson?"
Why did Michael Jackson stop at K-Mart?
Because he saw a sign in the window that said:
BOY'S UNDERWEAR 1/2 OFF
You guys are soooooooo bad.
Love it. Thanks for the chuckle.
Chris