Hunting Funny

[byhammerandhand]

A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day.

That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under an eight-point buck.

"Where is Mike?" asked another hunter.

"He fainted a couple of miles up the trail," Mike's partner answered.

"You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?"

"A tough call," said the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Mike."