After reading this ya'll are going to be a little more intelligent. :)
The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute
for Blood Plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded
in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh , go ahead ... I'll wait.
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks.
(So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping!
than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do NOT
produce acorns until they are
fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts
is the only King
WITHOUT A MUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000
in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet
that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated
with women, what does this tell you?
That women are going
in the 'right' direction...!
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at
waking you up in the morning ...
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Most dust particles in your house
are made from
DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the
Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR!
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The ten most valuable
brand names on earth:
Apple, Coca Cola, Google,Miller Brewing,
IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonald's,
Samsung, Intel and Toyota ,
in that order.
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It IS possible to lead a cow upstairs ...
but, NOT downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that
a toothbrush be kept at least Six (6) feet away ????????????
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush
in the living room now!)
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And the best for last.....!
Turtles can breathe through their BUTTS!
(I know some people like that,
don't YOU?)
QuoteVenus is the only planet
that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated
with women, what does this tell you?
That women are going
in the 'right' direction...!
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Chris typed: (Since Venus is normally associated
with women, what does this tell you?
Chris' wife looked over his shoulder to see what he was typing.
Chris quickly added: That women are going in the 'right' direction...!
QuoteTurtles can breathe through their BUTTS!
(I know some people like that,
don't YOU?)
This is the only way I can make sense of the fact that this great nation had Hillary and Trump as the final candidates.
QuoteIt IS possible to lead a cow upstairs ...
but, NOT downstairs.
Why would anyone want to lead a cow upstairs? Now that's sick!
Thanks for the funnies. gene :)
At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 66136429."
I think Miller was bought by Anheuser. Making one 'american' beer company.
I thought Myth Busters successfully folded a piece of paper 8 times. Of course, they had equipment to press the paper down and people helping to fold it over, etc; but technically they did it.
Virginia
Okay, so I just tried the paper fold thing and... damn.