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Friday Funny

Started by byhammerandhand, January 06, 2015, 12:04:08 pm

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Some of the artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday!


They include:

Bobby Darin's ---
"Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash!"

Herman's Hermits ---
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker!"

Ringo Starr ---
"I Get By With A Little Help From Depends!"


The Bee Gees ---
"How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?"


Roberta Flack ---
"The First Time Ever I forgot Your Face!"


Johnny Nash ---
"I Can't See Clearly Now!"


Paul Simon---
"Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"


The Commodores ---
"Once, Twice, Three times To The Bathroom!"


Procol Harem---
"A Whiter Shade Of Hair!" 


Leo Sayer ---
"You Make Me Feel Like Napping!"


The Temptations ---
"Papa's Got A Kidney Stone!"

Abba---
"Denture Queen!"

Tony Orlando ---
"Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall!"

Helen Reddy ---
"I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore!"


Leslie Gore---
"It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To!"



Willie Nelson ---
"On the Commode Again!"




Keith

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